Saturday, 9 June 2012

The Third Door: 45–47 Lothian Street, Edinburgh



We interrupt this tour of New Town pubs to bring you an important announcement.

Do you like being disappointed? Do you like wasting your money? If the answer is no then do not – repeat - do not, go to the Third Door nightclub.

I rocked up there last night about 12.30-1am on a mates birthday night out. We each paid £5 to get in but the club was practically empty. As a few more people started to arrive we bought several drinks, but at 2am the manager closed the club (presumably realising the bar wasn’t taking enough money, so not worth remaining open). A hot girl complained that she had paid £5 and expected the club to be open until 3am. She got a refund. However, when we also complained we were denied a refund (presumably because we are not hot girls).

Basically don’t go to the Third Door - try the first or second door instead. The Third door will rip you off and crush your dreams!

1 comment:

  1. i agree sometimes u can waste ur money there but time 2 time there r very nice drum n base party with good dj, but there is not to many girls i been there couple times and was like a males party only but im a girl so 4 me was cool, no competition :))

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